obama said "it's an honor to have you here." well, biden says "hello, i'm not supposed to talk." [ laughter ] then there's the budget, which nobody's happy about. now there are reports that during recent budget negotiations, an unnamed house republican got so mad at president obama, he said "i can't even stand to look at you." and while we aren't sure which congressman said that, we did get our hands on the entire transcript. and it got super dramatic rather quickly. so here to reenact what went down are tariq and mark from the roots. guys? [ cheers and applause ] >> tariq: jimmy, i'll be playing the role of president obama. >> mark: and i'll be playing the unnamed congressman. >> jimmy: great, take it away, guys. ♪ >> mark: i can't even stand to look at you. >> tariq: yeah, well like it or not, i'm not going anywhere. >> mark: i wish you would just leave me alone forever. [ laughter ] >> tariq: hey, what are you so afraid of? [ laughter ] >> mark: nothing. leave me alone. >> tariq: hey, unidentified congressman. [ laughter ]